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The Programming Languages I Know

In the beginning there was DEC BASIC Plus and PASCAL . From that we learned FORTRAN-77 , COBOL , Assembler , APL , PL-1 , RPG and JCL from the land of IBM. DOS Batch files, Unix Shells, sed and awk abound through the land. Esoterica ensues with Forth and Lisp . Lo, the introduction to the 6502 microprocessor and Assembler with all its variations by processor 6800 , 68000 , 8008 , 8080 Z-80 , 8086 , 80186 , 80286 , 80386 , 80486 and higher. Hitachi , ARM and PIC round out the bunch. Then came the light of C , which beget C++ . Windows programming started and tools abounded Delphi , Visual Basic , Visual C/C++ and the Sun's own JAVA . Databases are everywhere D-BASE , Datatrive , SQL in all its glories and incantations( Informix , Oracle , SQL Server , XDB , MySQL and PostgreSQL ) The web grows and with it HTML , JavaScript , XML, CSS , PHP , perl and ASP . Thus is my tale of languages totaling 42 at first glance. Maybe more or less depending on the variations you cons

Whodathunkit

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You scored as Visual/Spatial . You probably feel at home with the visual arts, maps, charts, and diagrams. You tend to think in images and pictures. You learn best by looking at pictures and slides, watching videos or movies, and visualizing. People like you include sculptors, painters, surgeons and engineers. Verbal/Linguistic 71% Visual/Spatial 71% Logical/Mathematical 61% Intrapersonal 57% Bodily/Kinesthetic 50% Musical/Rhythmic 39% Interpersonal 36% The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences created with QuizFarm.com

I may be sane

But after all that work has put me through I'm not so sure. So, I took an internet test: Disorder Rating Paranoid : Low Schizoid : High Schizotypal : Moderate Antisocial : Low Borderline : Low Histrionic : Low Narcissistic : Moderate Avoidant : Low Dependent : Low Obsessive-Compulsive : Low Personality Disorder Test - Take It!

Dante's Inferno Test

From the people who brought you "How crazy am I?" here is "Where am I going next?" The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low Level 7 (Violent) Low Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

How much are you worth?

I am worth $1,735,980.00 on HumanForSale.com Now if I could only collect...